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Wannabe Writer: I wanna write a book.

Me: Okay.

Wannabe Writer: I wanna write a bestseller.

Me: Okay. Go for it.

Wannabe Writer: What do you think I should do?

Me: You’re asking me?

Wannabe Writer: Yeah, you being so intelligent and all.

Me: Well, I don’t know about that…

Wannabe Writer: You know a lot about books and you’re a writer.

Me: Yes, but…

Wannabe Writer: So, what should I do?

Me: Look, I don’t know what makes a bestseller. Except for one thing.

Wannabe Writer: What?

Me: You have to write it first.

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(Tip: Wannabe Writer and Me are one and the same person.)

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I know, at last!

I know at last what distinguishes man from animals: financial worries. (Romain Rolland)

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Don’t worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of cats, they are all tall enough to climb upon.

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Holiday season

It’s the holiday season. Let the overeating begin! (Melanie White)

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Watch your stress. It’s better to be late in this world than early in the next.

Drive safe. 🙂

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Allergies

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

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